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Monday, April 25, 2011

Pregnant Laugh

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused, so she moved yet again. The man's grin turned to a snicker.
When, on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Statistician's Theory


A famous statistician would never travel by airplane, because he had studied air travel and estimated the probability of there being a bomb on any given flight was 1 in a million, and he was not prepared to accept these odds. One day a colleague met him at a conference far from home. "How did you get here, by train?"

Behaving Oddly







A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That's not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier

Tuesday, April 05, 2011

Opekkha


অপেক্ষা

এখানে আমার ঘরে
কাঠের চেয়ার এ বসে,
একলা এই আমি
আছি এখনো জেগে
মাঝ রাতে ঘুম নেই চোখে,
কোন অজানা কারনে
সুখ নেই মনে
বিষাদ বেথাতে,