Pregnant Laugh

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused, so she moved yet again. The man's grin turned to a snicker.
When, on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

Statistician's Theory

A famous statistician would never travel by airplane, because he had studied air travel and estimated the probability of there being a bomb on any given flight was 1 in a million, and he was not prepared to accept these odds. One day a colleague met him at a conference far from home. "How did you get here, by train?"

Behaving Oddly

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That's not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier

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Thought of Love

Love the most beautiful word ever. Every person in this world believes in love and they are willingly wait to fall in love with someone special. LOVE What is its definition?  Love is the attraction with a opposite person. Men attract with Women and Women are with Man. That’s natural but Love is not a word for only the lover or couples it’s a big word in this love. We the people like to fall in love with beauty, whatever it is person, nature, objects or anything we always fall in love with those. Love comes from heart and it’s spread by heart to a heart. That’s mean It’s always attached with Hearts.

Now-a-days, the young generations of the word are fall in so called love regularly. It’s not Love. It’s just attraction with the opposite person. For this they always lose their attraction if there they saw someone else who is more beautiful than the 1^st one. How we called that is Love. I don’t want to name that love.